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Be a Guru: Go Nielsen Or Go Home

The One And Only
Yes folks, our true source of inspiration.

Download a 1024x760 version (~1.25Mb) for your desktop, or, if you're more daring, frame it and put it on your bedside table.

Create your own, with the Be a Guru Kit.

Guru 01
Guru Wannabe

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 Guru 02
Guru in distress

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Guru 03
Goatee Guru

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 Guru 04
Latin Guru

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 Gurus Galore! You too can be a guru with the Be a Guru Kit.
  • Guru 05: Egghead Guru
  • Guru 06: Screaming Guru
  • Guru 07: Gerber Guru
  • Guru 08: Tight-lips Guru
  • Guru 09: Bearded Guru
  • Guru 10: Female Guru
  • Guru 11: Mahir Guru
  • Guru 12: Hero Guru
  • Guru 13: Maggie Guru
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    My coworkers and I decided it was time to pay tribute to The One And Only. Therefore, in an attempt to be closer to greatness we decided to become Him. After some time reading His teachings we mutated.

    New! If you desire to become Him also, we provide the convenient Be a Guru Kit (v1.0 ~3Mb). It's a PhotoshopTM file ready to put your face on.

    We would love to know all your Be a Guru attempts, so drop us a line [option disabled]. In exceptional cases we would consider posting your Guru Self's, so send your Guru images [option disabled] our way along with your preffered Guru Name (in 250x184 pixel JPG images, by sending us the picture you give your consent to have it put up at our discretion).

    Nov. 14, 2000:
    The guy's at useit.competition have added a link to us. Thank's, make Him proud!

    Aug. 31, 2000:
    Well, things are rolling in the Guru Arena. Thanks to Dack we've had an awesome response to the Be a Guru page, therefore we are honored to have the first Guru Wannabe's join our ranks!